Here's a situation where I thought I was being hit on. Please share your stories.
A girl I was in high school with had 50 cents of mine for some reason. We were at a cast party for a school play. Maybe I loaned the money to her, I can't remember. Anyway, she took the two quarters and slid them into her bra. Then she said, "Come and get it." I think she was hitting on me. Then she said "Want to take a walk?" I think that was a sign.
Do you think she was hitting on me? It's a little hard to be flattered because when I didn't respond, she went off and started flirting with a 13-year-old.
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ReplyDeleteAnd this one time my friend, who is female, climbed up on the couch right behind where Heelzebub was sitting and ran her hands through his hair several times.
I think she was hitting on him. The next day she claimed she was not.
Both your coin/bra story and the couch/hair story are clear examples of hitonnery. Then there was the wrist/raspberry/superbowl chick.
ReplyDeleteAnd the flying bottlecap! Fwah!
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